Interview

Upon waking this morning, I asked Joel a few questions.

Me: How tall am I?
J: Four sixteen . (I am 5'4". Good job.)
Me: What am I good at?
J: Piano and art. But what you're BEST at it is laughing.
Me: What am I bad at?
J: Running. I've never seen you run. (Probably not.)
Me: How do you know I love you?"
J: You snuggle me and you buy me toys for reading 21 books.
Me: If I became famous, what would it be for?
J: Well, if you were skinny, it'd be for a model.
Me: I'm trying to lose weight, Joel. Don't know if I'll ever be skinny.
J: That's okay. I love you just the way you are.


Honestly, I didn't name him for Billy Joel.