Side Effects

Joel's been sick for a week, with terrible nasal congestion, fever, headache, and cough.

Saturday morning I gave him Tylenol and said, "Honey, can I pray for your pain?"

"I don't have pain," he said. "I have side effects." Then he blew his nose, very productively.

"Side effects?" I asked. "You mean a sinus infection?"

"Yeh, sinus affection."