Christian Meal

Joel and I sat down to the simplest of favorite comfort foods for lunch yesterday: Kraft Macaroni & Cheese.

After three bites, his eyes sparkle at me across the table.

"Mmm," he said. "This is one good Christian meal."

Orange Blood

Joel scraped his foot the other day while playing , shoeless, on the wooden deck.

"Mom, can I have Bandaid?"

"Why?"

"Cuz I have orange blood."

"Let me see."

Sheepishly he replied, "Nooo."

"Then you can't have a Bandaid because I've never heard of orange blood."

"Orange blood hurts worser than red blood," he declared.

"Worser? Oh, okay, then, you better use two Bandaids."