Silladation

"Mom, is 'silladation' a word?" I said, "How do you spell it?" He said, "I don't know. I thought you would." I asked him what it means. "Mom, I don't even know if 'silladation' is a word, so how would I know what it means?"

Chinese Waiter

After church yesterday, we went to Hunan Chef for lunch. The waiter who took our order
did not speak very good English. The guy who served our food and refilled our drinks, however, was quite fluent in our language.

I didn't realize the fluent waiter had barely walked away when Joel said, "He must have used Rosetta Stone."

We all cracked up.

The guy returned in a few minutes with more rice, and asked if everything was okay, and did we want more tea, he'd bring a new pot. We said more tea would be great, thanks. He headed to the kitchen.

Joel piped up again, "Yeh, that guy DEFINITELY used Rosetta Stone!"