Pretending to Kiss

I was standing in the doorway of the bathroom this morning, watching Joel play in the tub. But my mind was elsewhere. It must have been a pleasant thought because Joel looked at me inquisitively and asked, "Do you want to kiss me?"

I smiled. "Do I look like I want to kiss you?"

"Yeh, you are 'tanding there pretending to kiss me."



So as not to disappoint him, I forced myself to the tub, bent over and kissed his dripping little lips.